So, I'm feeling particularly manly today, and so decided to make a manly post. Mostly about breaking stuff, although, knowing how my brain works, I'm totally going to go on a tangential adventure to the peaks of human consciousness.
That sounds like a mighty quest. Mayhaps that is a post for another day.
Anyways, onto the manliness.
So, my job for the next two months consists of the following components:
1) Breaking a cement porch into massive chunks piece,
2) Lifting said chunks,
3) Throwing said chunks into a pile,
4) Digging a trench,
5) Filling said trench with pea stone,
6) Compacting said pea stone,
7) Laying brick,
8) And building a deck.
Basically, it's two months of uber-manliness. I am the most manly man to ever be a man. I'm going to have massive muscles by the end of the next two months, and they will be greased at all times, simply so I can gaze upon my own rugged, manly stubble whenever I want (due to the reflection). Basically, the only way I could be more manly is if I punched a guy in the face after every scoop of my shovel.
Note to Self: Punch a guy in the face at least once a day.
Sidenote to Self: Hire someone to be punched in the face at least once a day.
It's actually no secret that I've never actually punched someone in the face (wailing at people during sparring matches notwithstanding). It's definitely something I want to do in earnest. Not because I'm particularly violent, but it just seems like something that needs to be done at least once in a man's life.
I figure that breaking stuff and digging holes are probably the most manly things ever. And they are my job. Therefore, my job is being manly.
And that is awesome.
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